Humorous Sayings on Love

I discovered  lovequote.com when web surfing recently and and I was hooked. They have literally thousands of witty, humorous and really funny love quotes on all aspects of love and relationships. And there are many sources quoted not only famous authors but also movies, songs and other parts of popular culture. If you have had your share of relationships and had experienced the ups and downs of love and romance, you will find a gem here..

Follows are few interesting selections that I really liked:

There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men don’t think there’s a lot they don’t know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, ‘I know what I’m doing, just show me somebody naked.’  (JERRY SEINFELD )

Oh Moon! When I look on thy beautiful face, Careering along through the boundaries of space, The question has frequently come to my mind, If ever I’ll gaze on thy glorious behind!  (UNKNOWN AUTHOR)

Jay is helping Sam get back into the dating scene. Sam: What is Tiramisu? Jay: You’ll find out. Sam: Well, what is it? Jay: You’ll see! Sam: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I’m not gonna know what it is! (From the movie SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE)

Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance. Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding. (From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO)

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle  (GLORIA STEINAM )

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman! (MARYON PEARSON )

Judy: Let me tell you something, kid. Love means never having to say you’re sorry. Howard: That is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. (From the movie WHAT’S UP DOC?)

Sow your wild oats on Saturday night Then on Sunday pray for crop failure (MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX)

In Oxford, Ohio, it’s illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man’s picture. (UNKNOWN AUTHOR)

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country! (ELAYNE BOOSLER )

The kiss originated when the first male reptile licked the first female reptile, implying in a subtle, complimentary way that she was as succulent as the small reptile he had for dinner the night before.  (F. SCOTT FITZGERALD )

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell (JOAN CRAWFORD )

I know happy couples… But I think they lie to each other (From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE)

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